but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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