I'm really into asian looking animals
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
