Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
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