Pants 0. Shit 1.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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