Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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