: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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