I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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