But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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