i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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