don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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