Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
Randomize
