i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
