well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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