VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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