Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
COCAINE IS GR8
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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