so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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