Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
So much rum. So many feels.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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