part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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