Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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