is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
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