I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
seriously i just wanna be friends
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its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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