i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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