That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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