so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
