Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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