Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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