Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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