Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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