that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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