But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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