I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
