covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
it's like heaven, but drunker
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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