she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
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