Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
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