this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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