dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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