so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
Randomize
