Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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