so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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