i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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