So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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