Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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