glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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