Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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