I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
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He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
It's shark week go big or go home
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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