No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Just high enough for therapy.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
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