I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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