lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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