Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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