hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Found the puke drawer
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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