the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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