You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
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