the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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