No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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