Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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